“I’ve Eaten the Canary” Tee

“I’ve Eaten the Canary” Tee

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$45.00 USD
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“I’ve Eaten the Canary” Tee

“I’ve Eaten the Canary” Tee

$45.00 USD
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A smirk that predates irony.

This design is pulled from a late 19th-century postcard—an early artifact of humor before memes had a name. A cat, eyes closed, completely self-satisfied. Above: Ha – Ha – Ha. Below: I’ve eaten the canary.

No explanation. No remorse. Just outcome.

Printed in a soft, off-white ink on a deep dark chocolate tee, the contrast feels archival—like something found in a drawer that shouldn’t exist anymore but does.

This is quiet humor. Private joke energy. The kind of shirt that doesn’t try to be funny—it just is.

Details:

– Gildan 64000 Softstyle (lightweight, soft, modern fit)

– Color: Dark Chocolate

– 100% ring-spun cotton

– Clean front print, no back print

– Unisex fit

– Designed to feel like a relic, not merch

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

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